rules for our house

(i am putting 1. blah blah blah. not because its the number one rule...its just numbering the order that I'M putting them in)
1.dont burp or fart at the tabel if people we dont really know(or pople who are fancy and dont burp and fart at there tabels) are over for a meal.(who says i do that!?)
2.be polite to company.(i'm not already?!!??)
3. be interested in companys conversation even if you dont really want to be.(or in my case, pretend to be interested!!)
4.dont interupt company.(nope. never. i only do that to mom and dad when there on e-mail or blogger)
5.dont talk while somones on the phone(yaaa right)
6.dont read at the tabel if company is there.(i ONLY do that if company has a book aswell.wich i forse on them to read so i can read)
7.if one of MY rules are:dont go on computer if a little(little being somone who is about...6-9 who dont stay interested in things very long)person is over(NEVER!! then i cant hog the computer)
8.dont begg and plead to leave companys houses.(never!!!!...i only do that when the people who own the house arnt listening.)
9.dont scarf down the bread untill company has had some.(PHTB!!)
10.dont jump on the bed.(that was a rule?...hmm who knew?)

i am going outside with my parents now.(and they are NOT this strikt...i had a LITTLE(little being not very much) troble thinking of 10 rules...)